m i s s k u r d a p y a

Hindi ko alam kung paano nag simula ang INDAY jokes, bigla na lang ako nakatanggap ng ganung klaseng joke at nagakasunodsunod na......wala ako hilig mag send to all ng mga text na pinadadala sa akin..Bakit? hindi kasi ako marunong mag UNLITxt.. kaya sayang sa load sayang pa sa oras.. pero, minsan masarap pla makigulo sa latest craze ng jokes sa cellphone.

Natalo ako ni Inday, sa lalim ng mga Ingles nya.. hindi ko nakaya...nagdugo ang ilong ko!..Nakakatuwa pero, Ang galing kung sino man ang nakaisip nyan! MISMO ka kapatid! Eto ang mga tao na cguro.. hilig na hilig sa pag tetext at nagsawa na sa mga love tots..hehehe

eto ang nakalap kong tsismis tungkol kay inday…

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila.

Habang ini-interview ng amo…

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto,maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya moba ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in managementwith the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience willcontribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, mycreativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality ofoutcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]

Pumasok si Inday bilang katulong nina Ederlyn last June lang.. Baguhan siya kaya medyo wala pang masyadong alam sa pagiging katulong.. Isang araw, inutusan ni Ederlyn si Inday:

"Ederlyn: Inday! Pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo buong bahay pati kisame at kaskasin mo yung tiles ng dalawang pool! Paliguan mo na yung tatlong aso at magluto ka na ng hapunan dahil maya-maya lang, darating na ang sir mo. Tapos, pumunta ka kina Mrs Rosales, dalhin mo yung apat na malalaking kahon. Bumili ka na din ng isang galing mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20 corned beef, 30 century tuna, 15 maling, at isang sakong bigas. Oh, heto pera. Sakto yan. Maglakad ka na lang at strike mga tricycle ngayon, okay?

Inday: **** INA MO!

Simula nun, nabuwisit na si Ederlyn sa kanya. Pero sa halip na sisantihin niya si Inday ay pinag-alsa balutan niya to at ipinadala sa Inglatera para doon mag-aral ng good manners and right conduct.Makalipas ang 2weeks, dahil crash course lang naman ang kinuha ni Inday (kagaya nang kay Angel Locsin) ay bumalik na ito at muling sumabak sa pagkakatulong.

Ngunit isang napakabagong Inday ang nasaksihan nina Ederlyn.

The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

" It's not that I don't like you. It's just that I feel we're still too young to entertainthoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employers. In fact, it's very immature to
insinuate that I don't reciprocateyour emotions just because I declineto perform an act of coitus with you. "

" Higher stock index and low flow of investments triggered inflation, thus, the peso is weak. "

* Dahilan ni Inday kung bakit mahal ang bigas.

Amo: Inday ! bakit nagka-rashes ang balat ni Junjun?!!!

Inday: "It's because the allergens triggered the immuneresponse. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and there's a sudden release of chemotaxis and anaphylotoin including histamine and prostaglandins.These substances results to increase circulation to the site thus promotingredness...

"Amo: tissueeeee!!!dumudugo ilong ko.....!!!!

I'm still a human being, attracted to anyone my heart beats on, and I have my limitations in
contrlling my feelings. I have to push myself into not loving him. This is so wrong...
Si Inday na-inlove sa amo. Ibang level na talaga...

Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body.It is therefore essential that once in a whille,we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had..
- sabi ni Inday sa amo nung humingi sya ng day off...

Amo: Inday bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod na bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occuredwreaking havoc to the sorroundings. The way the debrisare scattered indicates that the gust of wind was goingnortheast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: nosebleed to death....

"Don't limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real
challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."- Inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw isama sa Enchanted Kingdom.

The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the
proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)